Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Top 20 Sci-Fi Movies of 2000-2009

It's time to count down the twenty greatest science-fiction films the last decade offered us! Keep in mind, the parameters of a sci-fi flick are very specific: the inclusion of aliens/alien worlds, robots, time travel, dystopian/post-apocalyptic stories, outer space, futuristic technology that obviously doesn't exist in real life (or DOES it?), or themes regarding genetics. This keeps this list separate from films with supernatural, magical, or metaphysical themes that are better defined as "fantasy" (such as The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, or The Chronicles of Narnia). And since I'm crafting a list for such films in the future, fully-animated films will not be included. On to the list!

20. The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Be aware that I only reluctantly include this film in my list, as neither this or "The Matrix Revolutions" come even close to capturing the sheer excitement and originality of the 1999 original. But as far as mindblowing visual effects and fight scenes go, "The Matrix Reloaded" greatly excels. The beautiful, anime-inspired action keeps the viewer transfixed to the screen, even though the quasi-religious gobbledegook of the plot begins to collapse under itself. Still, the scenes featuring human messiah Neo (Keanu Reeves) facing off against dozens of Agent Smiths (Hugo Weaving) and Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) battling evil albino "ghosts" on a highway are still pretty badass.

19. V for Vendetta (2006)

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November". This eerie rhyme sets the tone for the adaptation of Alan Moore's popular dystopian graphic novel, "V for Vendetta", a terrific thriller in the same vein as "1984", "Blade Runner", and "Twelve Monkeys". Set in the not-too-distant-future of London, a highly totalitarian government rules England with an iron fist, controlling all forms of police and the media for its own personal gain. Only a masked, mysterious vigilante known only as "V" (Hugo Weaving) stands up to this regime, creating a cult of personality amongst the downtrodden Londoners, who slowly rise to rebel against the government. A brilliantly-conceived political thriller, with plenty of style and action to spare.

18. I Am Legend (2007)

It must suck being the last man on Earth. It clearly isn't good for treating loneliness, nor does it soothe one's nerves since hordes of mindless, vampiric zombies are on your tail once night falls. So for scientist and lone survivor Robert Neville (Will Smith), you gotta start a routine for survival: wake up in the morning, go out with your canine companion to get groceries, chat it up with the mannequin "customers" at the video store, send out the same message via radio to any other possible survivors, and then lock up your apartment at sunset so those nasty, sun-intolerant zombies can't get at you. But unfortunately for Neville, some of those zombies seem to be getting a bit smarter, and craftier. So it's up to him to find a potential cure and help save the human race. A starkly emotional performance by Smith elevates "I Am Legend" to a grim, human experience, not just a special effects extravaganza.

17. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

James Cameron's 1991 "Terminator 2" certainly raised the bar when it came to special effects, what with the fabulous inclusion of the liquid metal T-1000 character. So after Cameron left the franchise, many thought the "Terminator" series was done for. But of course, no profitable franchise EVER ends, so director Jonathan Mostow helmed the third entry in the killer-cyborg series. Of course, it's nowhere near as influential as the first two, but surprisingly, this effort isn't half-bad. Following future-savior-of-mankind John Connor (Nick Stahl) as a nomadic adult, "T3" not only brings back the heroic T-800 (Arnold Schwarzenegger before heading off to become the Governator), but a new, sexier villian in the T-X, or "Terminatrix" (Kristanna Loken). With tons of awesome action setpieces, "T3" actually ends on a highly emotional note, bringing a satisfying end to the (first) "Terminator" trilogy.

16. Frequency (2000)

A subtle, yet engrossing drama, "Frequency" is an intimate look into the relationship between father and son that never was. Thirty years ago, firefighter and family man Frank Sullivan (Dennis Quaid) died in a warehouse blaze. Flashforward to the present day, and his troubled policeman son John (Jim Caviezel) is struggling to truly find his place in the world. But when John finds his father's old ham radio, the unexpected happens: aurora borealis activity causes John to be able to contact his father thirty years in the past. Warning Frank of his premature death, John attempts to reconnect with his father, in hopes of altering the past to make his family whole again. A terrific, story-driven film with stellar performances by the two leads.

15. Transformers (2007)

Let's get one thing straight: I thoroughly despise Michael Bay. The epitome of style over substance, Bay never finds a cliche or explosion he doesn't like. But for some morbid reason, I ended up enjoying (at least on an aesthetic level) his big-screen adaptation of the popular 1980's Hasbro toyline of "robots in disguise". The plot is merely perfunctory: a bunch of good robots fight a bunch of bad robots, blah blah blah, they're after some all-powerful cube, yadda yadda yadda, Shia LeBeouf and human Barbie doll Megan Fox get involved, etcetera etcetera. All of that doesn't matter when it comes to the dazzling, photorealistic CGI and action sequences. A highly entertaining way to waste time if you love nonstop destruction and a bunch of product placement.

14. Superman Returns (2006)

In 1978, director Richard Donner and actor Christopher Reeves launched the superhero film genre with "Superman", which remains one of the best comic book movies to date, thanks to a winning performance by Reeves, then-state-of-the-art special effects, and that legendary score by John Williams. After a superb sequel in 1982, and two highly subpar sequels after that, the Man of Steel finally returned to the big screen in director Bryan Singer's "Superman Returns", a loving homage to the original Donner film. Though nowhere near as good as the first two movies, "Returns" still stays true to the spirit of the character, with Brandon Routh ably filling in the late Reeves' cape and boots, and Kevin Spacey hamming it up wonderfully as Lex Luthor. Watch for a cleverly-inserted, posthumous cameo by Marlon Brando as Jor-El.

13. A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001)

In a future where the human population is greatly depleted, mankind's best bet to revive civilization is through the creation of "mechas", androids programmed with the capacity for emotion and free thought. When a child mecha named David (Haley Joel Osment) is on the run for almost killing a real child by accident, he's joined by fellow android outlaw Gigolo Joe (Jude Law), all as David hopes he can be transformed into a real boy. Obviously owing its influences to "Pinocchio", "A.I." is a mixture of director Steven Spielberg's penchant for warmth and optimism, and Stanley Kubrick's habit for crafting bleak, almost frightening future realities (Kubrick, who crafted the story in the 1970's, died two years before the film's release). A moving, thoughtful, and ultimately uplifting science-fiction yarn.

12. X-Men (2000)

The X-Men were always intended to be comic books' weirdoes and outcasts. After all, being introduced in the 1960's, the misunderstood mutant heroes served as a perfect allegory for racism, anti-semitism, and the Red Scare. Social themes like that made a film adaptation make total sense, and under the helm of director Bryan Singer, it works just perfectly. A unique, dazzling, and almost surreal sci-fi action flick, "X-Men" restarted the superhero film genre, and also introduced a rising star in Aussie actor Hugh Jackman, who played clawed badass Wolverine with raw intensity. Plus, Rebecca Romijn gets naked and blue!

11. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

The late British author and radio personality Douglas Adams' now-classic "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series was a seminal landmark in the realm of both science fiction and surreal comedy, spawning many radio adaptations, but would a film version do it justice? Well, most say that NO movie adaptation couldn't even stack up, but Garth Jennings' goofy, occasionally brilliant, and VERY British incarnation of Adams' book does come rather close. When a race of aliens called Vogons destroy Earth to make way for an interstellar expressway, a lone surviving human named Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman) goes on a crazy adventure of galactic proportions, meeting a variety of strange characters along the way, all as film searches for the ever-elusive meaning of life. An almost Pythonesque experience (pretty much an intergalactic kissing cousin to "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"), "Hitchhiker" is a colorful, wildly imaginative, and even introspective look into what we're truly doing in this universe.

10. X2: X-Men United (2003)

After scoring it big with "X-Men", Bryan Singer continued his saga about the misfit mutants in "X2", only this time it's bigger, better, and more mature in its execution. Loosely based on the classic X-Men graphic novel "God Loves, Man Kills", "X2" expands on the social allegories introduced in the first film, best personified when teenage mutant Iceman (Shawn Ashmore) is asked by his parents if he could try NOT being a mutant (a clear reference to homophobia and gay persecution). Singer, who's gay and Jewish, never lets the cool action scenes overshadow the emotional resonance of the story, where the "normal" humans, like bigoted Army General William Stryker (Brian Cox) are the potential monsters, while the "unnatural" mutants are merely trying to find their place in the world.

9. Minority Report (2002)

You'd think that it'd be useful when people could actually foresee crimes, and have the perpetrators arrested before they even committed the crime. But what if a cop dedicated to serving and protecting is found to be one of those potential murderers, and is forced to go on the run? Movie maestro Steven Spielberg crafts an engaging, gritty, and engaging sci-fi mystery based on Philip K. Dick's short story "The Minority Report", mixing futurism with aspects of a film noir detective story. And even Tom Cruise turns in a performance that ISN'T douchey for once!

8. Watchmen (2009)

Have you ever wondered what would've happened if pivotal moments in history turned out differently? Like if we won the Vietnam War? Or if Richard Nixon remained in office... for three more terms? That's one of the more intriguing aspects of Zack Snyder's adaptation of Alan Moore's classic and critically-acclaimed graphic novel "Watchmen", a superhero movie mixed with mystery, political intrigue, and a subversive look into the human condition. Though not without its flaws, the movie version of "Watchmen" still has moments of absolute brilliance, capturing moments from the comic straight from the panel. Jackie Earle Haley and Jeffrey Dean Morgan steal the show as disturbed vigilantes Rorschach and The Comedian, respectively, and the visual effects are a wonder to behold.

7. Equilibrium (2002)

In a dystopian world where emotion is outlawed in order to preserve social order, one man realizes the need for emotion in an already broken world. Christian Bale plays law-enforcement officer John Preston,  who enforces anti-emotion mandates to the fullest extent of the law, thanks in part to his highly proficient combat skills. After missing an injection of the mandatory emotion-suppressing drug, Preston begins to change his outlook on what he's been ordered to do, and eventually goes underground to fight against the oppressive government he previously worked for. A highly underrated action film with a highly original premise, "Equilibrium" will always be best known for its outstanding fight scenes (including the fictional and very cool martial arts discipline known as "Gun Kata"), and its blend of film noir and dystopian science fiction.

6. Iron Man (2008)

You know you have a great movie on your hands when the title character shares his name with a Black Sabbath song. Jon Favreau sure did, and he blew audiences away with his adaptation of Marvel Comics' Golden Avenger. With a terrific, laidback, and hilarious lead performance by Robert Downey, Jr., great supporting performances by Gwenyth Paltrow and Jeff Bridges, a slick screenplay, and fabulous special effects, "Iron Man" brought superhero movies out of the slump caused by "Fantastic Four", "X-Men 3", and "Spider-Man 3", as well as setting the stage for the eventual all-star "Avengers" film down the road.

5. Serenity (2005)

It's unfortunate when a good thing comes to an end too quickly. This was certainly the case for Joss Whedon's highly popular, critically-acclaimed sci-fi television series "Firefly", which was canceled after 11 episodes in 2002 due to low ratings. Luckily, Whedon's Hollywood influence allowed for the franchise to live on at least once more in a film adaptation, titled "Serenity". About a group of renegade space pirates in the 26th century, "Serenity" is one of the rare sci-fi subgenres: the sci-fi western. Like the original 1977 "Star Wars" before it, "Serenity" employs a "used galaxy" feel, where the Wild West meets space opera. An exciting, funny, and wonderful coda to the "Firefly" legacy.

4. District 9 (2009)

Back in 2005, South African filmmaker Neill Blomkamp directed a six-minute short entitled "Alive in Joburg", a pseudo-documentary about displaced aliens being shuffled into slums in the South African city of Johannesburg, a clear allegory to the apartheid that plagued the country. It was only until Peter Jackson showed up as producer that Blomkamp adapted his short into a feature-length film, expanding upon the themes of racism, military privatization, and cultural separatism in the terrific "District 9". Starring newcomer Sharlto Copley as man-in-the-field government agent Wikus van der Werwe, a man who undergoes a horrific transformation and is forced to go on the run with the aliens he once helped oppress, "District 9" never gets too preachy in its message, but still remains relevant enough to make the viewer think about real-life horrors that the film is inspired by.

3. Children of Men (2006)

Imagine that in the near future, mankind was no longer able to reproduce, making homo sapiens an endangered species destined to die out within a hundred years. Now imagine that you discover a young woman with a secret: she's pregnant. For former activist Theo Faron (Clive Owen), he faces such a predicament, and now must guide pregnant refugee Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) to a safe haven while avoiding not only the dystopian chaos plaguing the world since the infertility of mankind, but also the various groups dead-set on obtaining Kee's child for their own radical purposes. A grim, innovative, and masterful piece of filmmaking bolstered by terrific direction by Alfonso Cuaron, a great screenplay, and thrilling cinematography, especially its single-shot action sequences.

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Love truly has no boundaries, not even the confines of the human mind. Michel Gondry's trippy, surreal, and highly imaginative romantic drama "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" plays up on that philosophy, examining the nature of the mind, the heart, and true love. Nonlinear in its narrative and decidedly unconventional in its execution, the story follows Joel Barish (Jim Carrey), a withdrawn man who was not only dumped by his free-spirit girlfriend of two years, Clementine (Kate Winslet), but also finds out that she had all her memories of their relationship erased by a non-surgical procedure called "targeted memory erasure". Despondent, Joel decides to undergo the same procedure, but while unconscious during the operation, Joel realizes that some memories are too cherished to be erased. A fantastical journey both visually and emotionally, "Eternal Sunshine" boasts two terrific performances by Carrey and Winslet, and a spectacular study of the human mind.

1. Star Trek (2009)

"Space... the final frontier..." After ten films and five television series, you'd think we'd be sick of hearing that same classic catchphrase again. But luckily, J.J. Abrams' reboot of the venerable "Star Trek" franchise proves that an old dog can certainly learn new tricks. Rather than being a straight-up prequel, Abrams cleverly maintains the previous continuity of Gene Roddenberry's franchise, but then veers into a new, fresh direction in the origins of Kirk, Spock, Uhura, et al. "Star Trek" paves the way for new possibilities while remaining totally faithful and respectful towards its predecessors. Exciting, exhilarating, funny, tongue-in-cheek, and even emotionally gratifying, "Star Trek" is not only a triumph of directing, screenwriting, and technical wizardry, but of casting as well. Chris Pine does an exemplary job filling in Shatner's uniform as the rebellious young Kirk, and Zachary Quinto nails the role of Spock just as well as Leonard Nimoy did (and it helps that Nimoy himself shows up for a very welcome extended cameo). But above all else, "Star Trek" aims for what the original television series did proficiently: deliver a fun, engaging, and completely cathartic experience for the audience. A terrific exercise in flawless filmmaking and cinematic panache, "Star Trek" ranks as the greatest science-fiction film of the last decade.

And now the Top Five WORST Sci-Fi Films of the Decade:
5. Fantastic Four (2005)

Once "X-Men" and "Spider-Man" revitalized the superhero movie craze, it was only natural that Marvel's First Family of Superheroes were going to reach the silver screen. Sadly, little to no reverence was paid to the Fantastic Four, in this campy, poorly written, and poorly cast quagmire. With the exception of Chris Evans as the Human Torch and Michael Chiklis as the Thing, the characters are horribly portrayed, and it doesn't help that the special effects aren't even that special to look at.

4. Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002)

Didn't think George Lucas had enough destroying the once-fabulous space saga he created with "The Phantom Menace"? Think again. Though he scaled down the role of prattling moron character Jar Jar Binks, Lucas still made the unwise decision to both write and direct this ridiculous piece of crap. And Hayden Christensen as a young Darth Vader? Please. Even the film's subtitle is worthy of ridicule.

3. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Don't let my half-assed praise for the first "Transformers" fool you: if Michael Bay restrained himself (to a degree) from his usual hack-director tendencies the first time around, then we put too much trust in him the second time around. Longer, louder, and a LOT dumber than the first film, "Revenge of the Fallen" is an embarrassment of epic proportions: humping dogs? Check. Humping robots? Check. Robots with testicles? Check. Awful dialogue, terrible performances, bloated runtime? Check, check, check. Oh yeah, and two racially-stereotypical robot characters? That's a big, fat, jive-talkin' check.

2. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

In developmental hell since the '80s, shelved for two years after production, and unwisely unleashed on innocent audiences across the world, the critical and commercial disaster called "Pluto Nash" was only the beginning of the end for Eddie Murphy's career, becoming, to date, the biggest flop in film history, making only $7 million dollars on a $100 million + budget.

1. Battlefield Earth (2000)

Take a terrible screenplay based on author and religious hustler L. Ron Hubbard's 1,000-page novel, a hackneyed production, and a horrific performance by John Travolta (who helped get the project off the ground, with his own money, no less), and you've got literally one of the WORST wastes of celluloid ever made.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Top 20 Fantasy Movies of 2000-2009

Now that the heroes and villains are out of the way, it's time to celebrate the decade's greatest fantasy films! Fantasy films are easy to define, as they all have basis in themes that aren't grounded in science, but rather in magic, metaphysics, religion, fairy tales, or the supernatural. Dragons, wizards, hobbits, talking lions, giants, and undead pirates occupy these tales, and the last decade has had its fair share of great fantasy movies.

20. 300 (2007)

"This... is... SPAH-TAH!" With that single, raging utterance by Spartan King Leonidas (Gerard Butler), a viral phenomenon was born. Based on the fantastical graphic novel by Frank Miller, "300" is based on the ancient Battle of Thermopylae in Greece, circa. 480 B.C., where the noble yet small Spartan army faced off against the brutal and massive Persians. Of course, this being a fantasy movie, director Zack Snyder followed Miller's lead by significantly tweaking the historical fact in favor of balls-to-the-wall action and buff men chopping off the heads of monstrous giants and jewelry-loving Persians. Not subtle by any means, "300" still manages to dazzle with its highly stylistic, comic book-like visual effects, fight choreography, and Gerard Butler screaming in every scene he's in.

19. Enchanted (2007)

As 2001's "Shrek" proved, classic Disney films are easy targets for gentle satire, what with its doe-eyed princesses, bland Prince Charmings, and impossibly adorable singing animals. So what if those animated stock characters were transplanted into the third dimension? In New York City, no less? That's the premise of the wholly delightful and hilariously tongue-in-cheek "Enchanted", where Princess Giselle (Amy Adams), a typically spirited Disney princess searching for true love, is thrown into a magical portal, sending her from her brightly animated world to a very loud, aggressive, and live-action NYC. The casting is terrific, from Adams' incredibly adorable Giselle to Susan Sarandon's fiendlish witch Narissa, but the true standout is "X-Men"'s James Marsden as the hopelessly narcissistic and (purposefully) one-dimensional Prince Edward.

18. Hellboy (2004)

If you adapt a highly imaginative comic book about a good-guy demon into a movie, just imagine how much MORE incredible it'll get when Guillermo del Toro hops on to direct! A marvel of make-up and art direction wizardry, "Hellboy" strays away from the usual superhero-movie formula, thanks to del Toro's innovative direction and a fabulous lead performance by Ron Perlman as the big red paranormal investigator himself. For del Toro (or as I call him, the "Mexican Peter Jackson"), no creature is too weird, no set is too bizarre, and no one-liner from Perlman is too hilarious. An absolute hoot, and a blast to merely LOOK at.

17. Peter Pan (2003)

After countless adaptations, the fabled Boy Who Doesn't Grow Up (no, NOT Michael Jackson) is finally played by a boy, rather than a woman or a grown man who could easily pass for a woman. Rather faithful to J.M. Barrie's original story, this "Pan" doesn't skimp on the visual storytelling, crafting Neverland into a lush, richly detailed world. Jeremy Sumpter and Rachel Hurd-Wood do a fine job as Peter and Wendy, respectively; but the show is stolen by (who else?) Captain Hook himself, played with sinister glee by Jason Isaacs.

16. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (2005)

Hoping to ride on the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy's coattails, C.S. Lewis' classic book series was finally brought to the big screen with "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe", based on the second book of the "Narnia" series. The Christian symbolism in the story (obviously patterned on the betrayal, death, and resurrection of Christ) is clear, but the fabulous visual effects, costume designs, and musical score never play second fiddle to religious allegory. And Tilda Swinton makes for a meeeean White Witch.

15. Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

What? A Will Ferrell movie makes it onto my Best Fantasy Films list? Frankly, it's well-deserved, as this highly original dramedy proves that, like Adam Sandler in select films, funnyman Ferrell truly does have some range. All it takes to make him more restrained and NOT take his shirt off and scream at the top of his lungs. Ferrell plays IRS auditor Harold Crick, a man whose life is based purely on routine, and nothing more. The problem, however, is that he's started hearing the voice of a woman (Emma Thompson) omnisciently narrating his very life. He's even more perturbed when this God-like narrator foretells his impending death. A funny, imaginative vehicle that proves that Ron Burgundy can do more than just his usual man-child act.

14. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Though not as engaging as the previous "Fellowship of the Ring" or the following "Return of the King", the second entry of Peter Jackson's terrific "Lord of the Rings" trilogy is a truly remarkable feat, with a stellar cast, bigger and better battle sequences (Helm's Deep, anyone?), and the inclusion of a certain cringing, scheming creature with a split personality and an obsession for a very "precious" Ring of Power. Tragically robbed of an Oscar nomination for Andy Serkis' tragic Gollum character, "The Two Towers" nonetheless continues Jackson's flawless streak in Tolkien's epic tale.

13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

In the fifth film of the "Harry Potter" saga, this is where everything gets truly serious, and especially dangerous. After having met the evil Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) in the previous film, and having to endure a strictest-of-the-strict new headmistress (Imelda Staunton) at Hogwart's, our bespectacled hero (Daniel Radcliffe) decides to create his own secret army in an effort to take down Voldemort once and for all. And it's here where Harry truly becomes vulnerable to You-Know-Who's sinister grasp, setting the stage for the penultimate chapter of the series.

12. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

"In the end, we all end up in diapers." That phrase couldn't be more true for one Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt), a very unique WWI-era man with a very unique condition: he ages backwards, having been born with the mind of an infant, but the body of a man in his late 80's. Having been abandoned by his father, Benjamin is adopted by a kindly New Orleans midwife (Taraji P. Henson), and grows up (in the chronological sense) to experience a life unlike any other. Mix great performances by Pitt, Henson, and Cate Blanchett with revolutionary special effects that de-age Mr. Pitt back to his youthful "Thelma and Louise" days, and you got yourself a wonderfully envisioned film experience.

11. Spider-Man (2002)

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can..." Before Sam Raimi's loving and eye-popping adaptation of the beloved Marvel superhero arrived in theaters, that catchy theme song from a similarly-titled 1960's cartoon was the most recognizable thing about our friendly-neighborhood Spider-Man. But thanks to a winning performance by Tobey Maguire and out-of-this-world CGI, "Spider-Man" rolled in $400 million from the domestic box office alone, and along with 2000's "X-Men", officially revived the once-on-life-support superhero movie genre.

10. Big Fish (2003)

Lying in his deathbed, former traveling salesman Edward Bloom (Albert Finney) tries to reconnect with his estranged son (Billy Crudup) by telling tall tales of his life. From catching a gigantic fish to meeting a clairvoyant witch, Edward seemingly had a wild and magical life as a young man (Ewan McGregor). An intimate, emotional venture by director Tim Burton, "Big Fish" is a wondrous ode to the simple art of storytelling, be it realistic, or, in this case, fantastical.

9. King Kong (2005)

After triumphing with one of the most successful film trilogies of all time, what was left for Peter Jackson to conquer? A certain giant ape from the treacherous Skull Island, perhaps? In a loving and jaw-droppingly gorgeous homage to the original 1933 classic, "King Kong" added a whole new layer of depth to the titular primate, performed via motion capture with sincerity and pure emotion by Andy Serkis (who previously stole the show as Gollum in the Middle-Earth films). From a heart-pounding introduction to unlucky female Ann Darrow (Naomi Watts) to an epic smackdown with not one but TWO T. Rexes, Kong was the ultimate action hero of 2005, but still a character with whom the audience completely connected with, all the way to the tragic end.

8. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

This is where Jackson's Middle-Earth saga all began. Not since the original "Star Wars" has there been a movie with such a diverse array of characters, setpieces, and archetypes of mythological proportions. A terrific beginning to the "Lord of the Rings" saga, we're introduced to characters we eventually know and love all too well, from the gentle hobbits and a powerful wizard, to a loyal human ranger and a stubborn dwarf. A triumph of CGI and narrative, and a great look at things to come.

7. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)


My personal favorite of the "Potter" series, "Prisoner of Azkaban" is where the emotional maturation of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe), Hermoine (Emma Watson), and Ron (Rupert Grint) truly occurs, and how we realize that the journey's only going to get darker and more dangerous. Directed by Alfonso Cuaron, "Prisoner" is where both Harry (and the audience) realizes that life at Hogwart's isn't as fun and exciting as it sounds. After alleged killer Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) escapes from the titular prison, we learn that the deranged psychopath has Harry in his sights. Not only that, but Harry finds out that this man may be the true cause of the deaths of Harry's parents. A dark, yet engaging entry in the series, with great visual effects and a top-notch cast.


6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Though "The Matrix" helped popularize it in the United States, no film was more influential in its use of wire-fight choreography than Ang Lee's Oscar-winning wuxia classic "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". A tale about a martial arts master (Chow Yun Fat) and his longtime companion (Michelle Yeoh) who set out to to find and defeat a villainous assassin known as the Jade Fox (Cheng Pei Pei), "Crouching Tiger" revels in its mythical style of storytelling, clearly influenced by Chinese fables and martial arts films of old. But of course, the true scene-stealers are the fabulous fight sequences, where characters not only show amazing fighting prowess on the ground, but also in the air, where characters effortlessly perform ballet-like combat on the tops of trees. A must-see for all martial arts lovers.

5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

After the debacle that was 1995's "Cutthroat Island", the pirate movie genre was all but dead. Thankfully, director Gore Verbinski and producer Jerry Bruckheimer decided to risk it all with this terrifically entertaining revival of the genre, in the adapation of the classic Walt Disney World attraction "Pirates of the Caribbean". No pirate period-film cliche is left untouched: swashbuckling action, snarling pirates with dirty teeth, a damsel in distress, rum (and lots of it), and torn corsets. But regardless of the mindblowing CGI that brings hordes of skeletal pirates to life, the obvious heart of the film is Johnny Depp's hysterical performance as the drunken, charming, and completely untrustworthy pirate Jack Sparrow, a wonderful mix of Pepe Le Pew, Captain Blood, and Keith Richards (whom Depp famously based his performance on).

4. Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Sequels are usually on shaky ground from the beginning, especially when the original film was so highly acclaimed. This especially goes for superhero films, but director Sam Raimi manages to inject the same magic (and then some) from the first "Spider-Man" film into the far superior sequel. With the character introductions out of the way, the audience truly delves into the tortured life of responsibility-bound superhero/college student/photographer/unlucky-in-love nerd Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), whose dual life causes him the ultimate pre-midlife crisis. It doesn't help that a new supervillain, the tentacled terror Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina), is on the loose. A triumph of storytelling and casting where the amazing special effects are merely the icing on an already tasty cake, "Spider-Man 2" is a spectacular array of emotion and comic book-style imagination.

3. Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

When you make a movie based on a beloved children's book that only has ten lines of text, it's obvious that you need to be a little creative. Luckily, director Spike Jonze successfully expanded upon the subversive emotional content of Maurice Sendak's seminal classic "Where the Wild Things Are", creating a children's movie that's clearly not a standard-issue children's movie. Transporting us into a lush, incredibly detailed world of giant Wild Things and wild rumpuses, Jonze delivers a truly psychoanalytical look into the psyche of a child, and how truly complex and confusing the world looks through their eyes. Aside from the highly realistic Wild Thing costume design and art direction, the movie is anchored by a winning performance by child actor Max Records as the wolf-costume-wearing Max, as well as loving and highly faithful direction by Jonze.

2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Three and a half hours. Usually, when a movie's duration is that long, one usually doesn't have the word "exciting" in their minds. But after two years of following Peter Jackson's incredible tale of Middle-Earth and the Fellowship of the Ring, you can't really take your eyes off the screen. The epic finale to the "Lord of the Rings" saga, "Return of the King" is an emotional, captivating, and incredibly exciting culmination of the dangerous quest of brave hobbits Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) and Sam Gamgee (Sean Astin), as they get closer and closer to arriving at the treacherous Mount Doom to destroy the evil Ring of Power. Of course, there's the problem of their supposed guide Gollum (Andy Serkis), who secretly plots to kill the hobbits and take back the Ring. A veritable smorgasbord of epic war sequences and superb cast performances (especially from Astin, Serkis, Ian McKellan, Viggo Mortensen, and Miranda Otto, who delivers an absolute "you go girl" moment in one of the final battle scenes), "Return of the King" is the flawless finish to an already flawless trilogy.

1. Pan's Labyrinth (2006)

For children, especially those in dysfunctional families or turbulent social lives, the best refuge to take is in one's imagination. But what if that imagination became reality? In the fantastically imaginative and beautifully realized "Pan's Labyrinth", director Guillermo del Toro (easily one of the best directors working today) crafted a world full of creatures both dangerous and beautiful, clearly influenced by Aesop's Fables, classic mythology, and good old-fashioned fairy tales. Set in the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War, young Ofelia (a marvelous Ivana Baquero) and her heavily pregnant mother (Ariadna Gil) move in with the latter's new husband, Spanish Captain Vidal (Sergi Lopez), a brutal, tyrannical beast of a man rooting out Spanish Maquis guerrillas in the mountains. One night, Ofelia goes outside to discover an enormous labyrinth, where she meets a Faun (Doug Jones), who informs Ofelia that she is the reincarnation of Moanna, the lost Princess of the Underground Realm. What follows is a mindbending, ethereally-beautiful feast for the eyes and heart, with state-of-the-art makeup and visual effects creating a truly mythological world of fauns, monsters, and fairies. Relevant for its social allegories regarding the horrors of war and the refuge of the mind, "Pan's Labyrinth" ranks as the best fantasy film of the last decade.


And now for the Top Five WORST Fantasy Films of the Decade:
5. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D (2005)

Note to Robert Rodriguez: no matter how much you love your seven-year-old son, don't risk your career by making a movie based on the kid's ideas. Especially if it's about a Shark Boy and a Lava Girl. I mean, seriously? B-movies from the 1950's had less ridiculous titles and premises.

4. Eragon (2006)

After the release of the "Lord of the Rings" and the first "Narnia" film, movies based on fantasy books were all the rage. Sadly, this unintentional comedy of errors based on the "Eragon" series didn't meet lofty expectations. Lame, unoriginal, and full of performances that seem to have been churned out by a computer.

3. Scooby-Doo (2002)

What the hell. If you make a movie based on a stupid '60s cartoon, you should know what would result from it. They might as well have injected some marijuana references to make the whole thing at least SOMEWHAT funny (I mean, come on, isn't it obvious what "Scooby Snacks" really are?).

2. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

This Mummy should've stayed in the tomb. After a fun original in 1999, a subpar sequel in 2001, and gloriously cheesy spin-off starring The Rock in 2002, "The Mummy" series should ended then and there. But of course, the powers-that-be sensed another hit on their hands, so they went ahead with a sublimely stupid, hackneyed, and ridiculous threequel. Brendan Fraser, once winning in his role as adventurer Rick O'Connell, sleepwalks through his role, and Maria Bello, replacing Rachel Weisz as his British wife, delivers an unintentionally hilarious British accent and a mindnumbing performance.

1. Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Really? Really, Mike Myers? You needed to accept a role in this horrific shitstain of a movie? Aside from the fact that this adaptation of Dr. Seuss' classic book is bloated, offensive, headache-inducing, and utterly pathetic, it includes a pointless and frankly flabbergasting cameo by Paris Hilton. Oh, and apparently according to the filmmakers, Seuss intended for The Cat to be a foul pervert with lactose intolerance and a magical car whose acronym is "S.H.I.T.". Bravo, Myers, bravo.