Monday, February 22, 2010

Review: "A SERIOUS MAN"


In the Old Testament, there's a book containing the story about a man named Job. Job is depicted as a good, decent, and faithful man. He loves his wife and children, he works hard, and regards God as the number one priority in his life. However, God and Satan have placed a wager questioning Job's true loyalty to God, where Satan believes if God removes his holy protection from Job, Job will spite God for all of his eventual suffering and prove his lack of faith.

As such, Job undergoes a series of highly unfortunate events: he loses his wealth, his wife and children are all killed, and Job's physical health deteriorates rapidly. Despite being a righteous and humble man, Job wonders why on earth God chose to pick on him.

That's pretty much the dilemma that Jewish professor and family man Larry Gopnik faces in the latest film from the Oscar-winning Coen Brothers, A Serious Man. Proving once again that there aren't many to match the Coens' talents in crafting dark, introspective, and wonderfully weird cinematic tales, A Serious Man is one part drama, one part black comedy, and a whole lotta meshugas.

In 1967 suburban Minneapolis, Larry Gopnik (stage actor Michael Stuhlbarg) is a Jewish professor of physics at a local university, a true mensch, and patiently awaiting his tenure. However, as of late, Larry's been going through a lot of inconveniences both big and small. His daughter Sarah (Jessica McManus) seems to only care about washing her hair while also stealing money to fund a nosejob; his 13-year-old son Danny (Aaron Wolff) is approaching his bar mitzvah, and is a habitual pot smoker. Larry's brother Arthur (Richard Kind) has been crashing at Larry's house for months while trying to formulate the ultimate equation for being successful at gambling. And Larry's wife Judith (Sari Lennick) wants to get a divorce, as she's fallen in love with family friend and recent widower Sy Ableman (Fred Melamed).

Not only does this romantic revelation force Larry and Arthur to move into a motel, but Larry also is facing a lawsuit from the father of a student who tried to bribe Larry into giving the boy a better grade. His bank accounts empty, and anonymous defamatory letters threatening his chances at tenure, Larry is at the end of his rope, and tries to consult the wisdom of three different rabbis and ask what he's done to anger God.

In their long and unique career, the Coen Brothers haven't had a project as personal and intimate as A Serious Man. Having grown up in the Jewish faith in suburban Minneapolis during the 1960s, the siblings have clearly made Larry's story as a true labor of love: a character study and a look at how one falls back on faith when the chips are down, even those fallen chips are of Job-like proportions.

But our connection with this poor schmuck would be bubkes if it weren't for the terrific performance of Michael Stuhlbarg. A New York thespian mostly known for his Tony-nominated stage work, Stuhlbarg takes his role and nails it down perfectly. As the cinematic gods heap more and more misfortune on Larry, we feel his annoyance, anguish, and pain. It's a sublime performance that should easily open the door for more work in movies.

However, in true Coen fashion, this film may not be for everyone. Like many of their past works, A Serious Man is rather bleak, and despite some subtly funny/amusing moments, there's not much catharsis to be taken from the story. In fact, it can be rather pessimistic, though it may strike a chord with viewers who may have the same spiritual questions and dilemmas as Larry.

Also, there are a lot of references to Jewish tradition, religion, and language that many confuse the more gentile moviegoers. Luckily, such elements don't incapacitate the viewers' ability to understand the story, and it may even interest them to learn more about Yiddish and what the hell everyone was talking about.

In essence, this a Coen film, through and through. It relishes in its inherent weirdness and peculiarities, and everything is open to interpretation (from the opening prologue set in the early 20th century, to the abrupt ending that abandons newly loosened strings in the narrative). But A Serious Man is a superbly executed film in how it poses truly existential questions about faith, misfortune, and that classic-yet-never-answered query: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" Of course, as in real life, the film never gets around to answering it. Oy vey.

Letter Grade: "B+"

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Review: "PRECIOUS"


We all have our fair share of problems. We all face our own personal inequities and inconveniences, be they mild or severe. But many of us have it easier than we think, despite our constant complaining, and we fail to realize that there are plenty of people out there who have it a lot worse than us. People who suffer greatly in ways that we can't imagine, and yet trudge through their lives as if it was business as usual.

Claireece "Precious" Jones is one such individual. An illiterate, morbidly obese African-American teenager from 1987 Harlem, Precious lives with her monstrous, abusive, and domineering mother Mary, who treats her like a slave. Precious was also twice raped and impregnated by her father and Mary's boyfriend. Her first child was born with Down Syndrome, and the revelation of her second pregnancy has Precious kicked out of her high school. Precious' only escape from her cruel existence is fantasizing of a glamorous life as a celebrity.

Still feel like complaining about your feeble problems?

Regardless, there's no question that director Lee Daniels' adaptation of the novel by Ramona "Sapphire" Lofton is a tremendously powerful, raw, and ultimately uplifting work of art benefiting from superb direction and two powerhouse lead performances.

From the very beginning, Precious (newcomer Gabourey Sidibe) has suffered a thankless, horrific life. When we enter her Section 8 apartment in the Harlem projects, we become witnesses to true domestic hell. Her mother Mary (Mo'Nique) is a brutal, slovenly, tyrannical welfare-queen who orders Precious around like a servant. Hurling demeaning insults at her daughter, Mary regards Precious with utter disdain.

School life isn't any easier. Precious is unable to read, and seems to have no real future. After being expelled from her public high school when it's discovered that she's pregnant again, Precious is referred to an alternative high school, where there's hope that Precious may have a fighting chance to change her life. It's there that Precious meets her new teacher, Ms. Rain (Paula Patton), whose encouraging, kind, and caring nature gives Precious hope that she can free herself from her harsh life and cruel mother.

By far, Precious is one of the bleakest films I've ever watched. Though it takes the form of a Cinderella-style story, there's no usual Hollywood schmaltz or pitfalls common in movies featuring disadvantaged black protagonists (such as the "mighty whitey" Caucasian who arrives to help the main character out). Director Lee Daniels keeps the film grounded in reality, and its authenticity is supplemented by a slew of terrific performances.

In her acting debut, Gabourey Sidibe is a true revelation. Though Precious maintains a mostly emotionless physical facade, her pain and suffering is apparent. Sidibe creates a truly moving, sympathetic character with whom the audience connects with from start to finish. Paula Patton is wonderful as Precious' loving teacher, and a shockingly glammed-down Mariah Carey does a fine job as Precious' social worker (a surprising reversal from her awful performance in 2001's much-ridiculed Glitter).

But if there's one performance here that's deserving of any accolades it's given, it's that of comedienne Mo'Nique as Mary Jones. Now, I've never been a fan of Mo'Nique's comedic style. I've always found her to be grating, obnoxious, and stereotypical in her many lowbrow film and TV performances. But my opinion of her talents were changed for the better after viewing her turn as the ultimate domestic monster. Yet despite the negative qualities of the character, Mary is a completely three-dimensional character with at least some humanity buried underneath her cruel exterior.

A problem that Hollywood's usually faced with is the tendency to make films easy for the audience to swallow. They present the unrealistic notion that there's always a happy ending involved, even when they try to be as realistic as possible. But while Precious never goes down that route, it still presents the possibility that there's hope for us all, because, as the opening title card states, everything is a gift of the universe. A harrowing, heartbreaking, but ultimately uplifting experience, Precious is one of the best films of 2009, and a terrific testament to perseverance and the power of the human spirit.

Letter Grade: "A"

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Best of 2009

Alas, yet another year has come and gone, and with it came a plethora of movies both good and bad. Some were instant classics that deserved Oscar-worthy praise, and some were so bad that you wanted to shit yourself. Here's what I considered to be the best (and worst) of the year 2009.

BEST MALE PERFORMANCES OF 2009
1. Christoph Waltz as "Col. Hans Landa" in Inglourious Basterds
2. Jeff Bridges as "Bad Blake" in Crazy Heart
3. George Clooney as "Ryan Bingham" in Up in the Air
4. Jeremy Renner as "Sgt. William James" in The Hurt Locker
5. Sharlto Copley as "Wikus van de Merwe" in District 9
6. Nicolas Cage as "Sgt. Terrence McDonagh" in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
7. Morgan Freeman as "Nelson Mandela" in Invictus
8. Joseph Gordon-Levitt as "Tom Hansen" in (500) Days of Summer
9. Tobey Maguire as "Lt. Sam Cahill" in Brothers
10. Robin Williams as "Lance Clayton" in World's Greatest Dad

(Honorable mentions: Zach Galifianakis as "Alan" in The Hangover; Max Records as "Max" in Where the Wild Things Are; Jackie Earle Haley as "Rorschach" in Watchmen)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCES OF 2009
1. Mo'Nique as "Mary Jones" in Precious
2. Meryl Streep as "Julia Child" in Julie and Julia
3. Sandra Bullock as "Leigh Anne Tuohy" in The Blind Side
4. Gabourey Sidibe as "Precious Jones" in Precious
5. Zooey Deschanel as "Summer Finn" in (500) Days of Summer
6. Anna Kendrick as "Natalie Keener" in Up in the Air
7. Vera Farmiga as "Alex Goran" in Up in the Air
8. Bailee Madison as "Isabel Cahill" in Brothers
9. Zoe Saldana as "Neytiri" in Avatar
10. Melanie Laurent as "Shoshanna Dreyfus" in Inglourious Basterds

(Honorable mentions: Carey Mulligan as "Jenny Miller" in An Education; Lorna Raver as "Sylvia Ganush" in Drag Me To Hell; Natalie Portman as "Grace Cahill" in Brothers)

WORST PERFORMANCES OF 2009
1. Jack Black as "Zed" in Year One
2. Megan Fox as "Mikaela Banes" in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
3. Will Ferrell as "Rick Marshall" in Land of the Lost
4. Channing Tatum as "Duke" in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
5. Michael Cera as "Oh" in Year One
6. Marlon Wayans as "Ripcord" in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
7. Taylor Kitsch as "Gambit" in X-Men Origins: Wolverine
8. Dennis Quaid as "Hawk" in G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
9. Malin Akerman as "Silk Spectre" in Watchmen
10. Sandra Bullock as "Mary Horowitz" in All About Steve

(Honorable mentions: Kevin James as "Paul Blart" in Paul Blart: Mall Cop; Matthew Goode as "Ozymandias" in Watchmen; Jeremy Piven as "Don Ready" in The Goods)

FUNNIEST PERFORMANCES OF 2009
1. Zach Galfianakis as "Alan" in The Hangover
2. Ed Helms as "Stu" in The Hangover
3. Brad Pitt as "Lt. Aldo Raine" in Inglourious Basterds
4. Matt Damon as "Mark Whitacre" in The Informant!
5. Karl Urban as "Leonard McCoy" in Star Trek
6. Paul Rudd as "Peter Klaven" in I Love You, Man
7. Seth Rogen as "Ronnie Barnhardt" in Observe and Report
8. Robert Downey, Jr. as "Sherlock Holmes" in Sherlock Holmes
9. Woody Harrelson as "Tallahassee" in Zombieland
10. Sacha Baron Cohen as "Bruno" in Bruno

(Honorable mentions: Bradley Cooper as "Phil" in The Hangover; Seth Rogen as "B.O.B." in Monsters vs. Aliens; Ryan Reynolds as "Wade Wilson" in X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

BEST CAMEOS OF 2009
1. Leonard Nimoy as "Spock Prime" in Star Trek
2. Bill Murray as "Bill Murray" in Zombieland
3. Ryan Reynolds as "Wade Wilson" in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (come on, he was only in the damn movie for five minutes)
4. Ron Paul as "Ron Paul" in Bruno
5. Mike Myers as "Gen. Ed Fenech" in Inglourious Basterds
6. Rob Riggle as "Officer Franklin" in The Hangover
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger as "T-800" in Terminator Salvation
8. Eminem as "Eminem" in Funny People
9. Rainn Wilson as "Professor Colan" in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
10. Mike Tyson as "Mike Tyson" in The Hangover


BEST ENSEMBLE CAST OF 2009
Inglourious Basterds (Brad Pitt, Eli Roth, Til Schweiger, B.J. Novak, Christoph Waltz, Melanie Laurent, Diane Kruger, Daniel Bruhl, Gedeon Burkhard, Michael Fassbender, Jacky Ido, Julie Dreyfus, Martin Wuttke, Mike Myers)

BREAKOUT STARS OF 2009
1. Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)
2. Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)
3. Michael Stuhlbarg (A Serious Man)
4. Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover, Up in the Air)
5. Chris Pine (Star Trek)
6. Sharlto Copley (District 9)
7. Sam Worthington (Terminator Salvation, Avatar)
8. Max Records (Where the Wild Things Are)
9. Carey Mulligan (An Education, Brothers, Public Enemies)
10. Jesse Eisenberg (Adventureland, Zombieland)

(Honorable mentions: Zachary Quinto, Star Trek; Ed Helms, The Hangover; Lorna Raver, Drag Me To Hell)

BEST DIRECTORS OF 2009
1. Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker)
2. Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds)
3. Jason Reitman (Up in the Air)
4. Spike Jonze (Where the Wild Things Are)
5. Lee Daniels (Precious)
6. Werner Herzog (Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans)
7. Clint Eastwood (Invictus)
8. J.J. Abrams (Star Trek)
9. Neill Blomkamp (District 9)
10. Bobcat Goldthwait (World's Greatest Dad)

(Honorable mentions: James Cameron, Avatar; Wes Anderson, Fantastic Mr. Fox; Sam Raimi, Drag Me To Hell)

BEST ACTION SEQUENCES OF 2009
1. The Final Battle (Avatar)
2. Destruction of the Theater (Inglourious Basterds)
3. Kirk and Sulu vs. Romulans/Drill Battle (Star Trek)
4. Taming of the Banshee (Avatar)
5. The Enterprise vs. The Narada (Star Trek)
6. Guggenheim Gunfight (The International)
7. Graveyard Mud-Fight (Drag Me To Hell)
8. Wikus and Christopher infiltrate MNU (District 9)
9. Dumbledore vs. Inferi (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
10. Snake Eyes vs. Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra)

(Honorable mentions: Wikus and the Battlesuit (District 9); Wade vs. Nigerian mercenaries, X-Men Origins: Wolverine; Battle on Tower Bridge, Sherlock Holmes)


WORST MOVIES OF 2009
1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
2. Old Dogs
3. All About Steve
4. Year One
5. Amelia
6. Land of the Lost
7. G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
8. The Ugly Truth
9. Halloween II
10. X-Men Origins: Wolverine

MOST "MEH" MOVIES OF 2009 (Not good or bad, but just... meh)
1. Extract
2. Bruno
3. The International
4. Funny People
5. Angels and Demons
6. Monsters vs. Aliens
7. Race to Witch Mountain
8. Terminator Salvation
9. Jennifer's Body
10. Taking Woodstock


BEST MOVIES OF 2009
1. Star Trek
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Up in the Air
4. District 9
5. Where the Wild Things Are
6. Anvil! The Story of Anvil
7. The Hurt Locker
8. Drag Me To Hell
9. The Hangover
10. (500) Days of Summer

(Honorable mentions: Up; Invictus; Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans)